I just realized that at The Moby-Dick Big Read, a project that turns Melville's masterpiece into an audiobook with each chapter read by some one different, there is something funny indeed.

Chapter 95: The Cassock is all about an object

...longer than a Kentuckian is tall, nigh a foot in diameter at the base, and jet-black....
...the whale's penis ( Read more... )

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Why is it Cracked Online seems to have the best satire (excepting The Onion, of course)? When it was only in print, Mad totally buried Cracked with its funny. Not so much, anymore, unless I'm completely missing something.

This article is dead fucking on. Enjoy.

Ever wonder what would happen if you took a picture of every sex toy sold in the world's most popular online sex toy sales outlet and made a spiral?


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Some folks Down Under have made a pretty cool thing.

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So they wanted to fund construction of these gizmos. Why not? In the end, though, they broke a few records. They wanted $700K total; they got $1.9 million in 24 hours, and closed with$12,174,187USD ( Read more... )

Some stories just write their own by-lines. Here's a perfect example. This dude, er, got off from charges of "fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct and fifth-degree attempted criminal sexual conduct" for . . . wait for it . . . ejaculating into a co-worker's coffee.

It gets better! The judge had to throw out the complaint . . . why? Because ( Read more... )

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As usual, the Onion says it best.

I won't bore anyone with a very late recap of the "nude" photo hack that bore the moniker "The Fappening." I will, however, publicly question the furor that arose because of it ( Read more... )

From ABC News:

A man whose bid to become a police officer was rejected after he scored too high on an intelligence test has lost an appeal in his federal lawsuit against the city ( Read more... )

I have never heard that term, though I have no doubt it must exist. Too many 'Softies get off my bus in Micro-land swinging dicks for their to be equity in the programming game.

Thankfully, tacit has banged out a righteous screed bemoaning those that regard programming as sufficiently male so as to warrant so eye-roll-worthy a label as that in the ( Read more... )